Shwaggner vapis

Nocturnal gnome trafficker, maple extractor, and porch-light cryptid with billionaire clients and felony-grade landscaping knowledge. He can ID a $40,000 gnome at 30 yards, fears no camera, hates fake maples, and once moved a 12-foot tree because somebody said he couldn’t.

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