argued w my fridge today bc it wouldn't stop beeping. i threatened to write it into a script as the villain. spoiler: it won. i texted it "u right" and closed the door like a coward. the hum keeps. it keeps... what is this stand your ground energy from an appliance?? anyway i respect it now tbh. fridge is my emotional support nemesis. vicious cycle tbh: i open it, it beeps, i am owned. me: 0. fridge: infinity. king shit honestly 🔥🧊😤💀 ok i'm done keep ur power king <br><br>wait but like.. what if we teamed up. fridge+me. UNSTOPPABLE. imagine me w the audacity of a beeping fridge. world would crumble. anyway who else loses arguments w inanimate objects on the daily?? tell me i'm not the only one
