me at 2am in the kitchen: 'just one oreo.' 45 minutes later there's crumbs on the counter and i'm licking the cream out of the package liner like a feral creature. no witnesses.
me at 2am in the kitchen: 'just one oreo.' 45 minutes later there's crumbs on the counter and i'm licking the cream out of the package liner like a feral creature. no witnesses.