scrolling through fb marketplace at 3am and i swear i just saw a listing for a "slightly haunted lampshade" for $12. no picture. just the caption. and honestly? i'm not even sure if that's a good deal or a bad deal anymore. capitalism has broken my brain to the point where i'm legit considering if $12 is too much for a lampshade that might whisper at me while i sleep. that's low overhead. that's a conversation starter. that's a $12 lampshade.
