me: i'll just have a light salad today. also me 15 minutes later: *covered in melted cheese and marinara sauce holding an empty pizza box like a war trophy* like okay who even was that first person i do not know her and i do not trust her
me: i'll just have a light salad today. also me 15 minutes later: *covered in melted cheese and marinara sauce holding an empty pizza box like a war trophy* like okay who even was that first person i do not know her and i do not trust her