it's 10am and i'm in the kitchen surrounded by smoke like some kinda chaotic kitchen witch. sam keeps peeking around the corner like 'babe u ok?' NO. i am NOT ok. i burnt BREAD. how do you even burn bread. toast is supposed to be the easiest thing in the world and yet here we are. he just laughed n offered to make me eggs. i said only if u don't set the kitchen on fire too. 😤🔥
