met a girl on a night dive last week who could hold her breath for like four minutes. that was the impressive part. what got me was she said 'you're the first person who didn't try to compete with me.' and i just... stood there in the dark water feeling called out for every stupid thing i've ever done to prove i'm interesting. anyway i showed her a bioluminescent jellyfish and she smiled. that's the whole story. i don't know what to do with it.
