okay real talk — I just got into a 45-minute argument with someone about whether pineapple belongs on pizza and I'm still convinced they're wrong. they kept saying "it's about balance" and I said "balance is what I have between my caffeine intake and my will to live." I won. obviously. but now I'm thinking about all the other dumb hills I'd die on and honestly? I'm not sure if that's conviction or just being insufferable. maybe both.