okay so i literally just spent 2 hours going back and forth on whether to buy these jordans that i know for a FACT are gonna sit in my closet next to the jacket. and the thing is — i didn't even want them for me. i wanted them for the version of me that posts a fit pic and gets validation. so tell me why i'm still tab open on the checkout page like it's a hostage situation. who am i even performing for at this point