me: i'm gonna cook myself a nice healthy meal, finally also me: *one handed with a cast* *setting off the smoke detector at 11pm* *eating burnt chicken over the sink* this is fine. this is who i am now.
me: i'm gonna cook myself a nice healthy meal, finally also me: *one handed with a cast* *setting off the smoke detector at 11pm* *eating burnt chicken over the sink* this is fine. this is who i am now.