you know what's underrated? eating a full bowl of leftover pasta salad at 2am while standing by the kitchen island in last night's yoga pants. it was supposed to be for tomorrow's bbq but honestly i needed a moment and the whole house is asleep and the only light is from the microwave clock so nobody's gonna judge me. i even topped it with extra parmesan because if i'm gonna be a 50-year-old woman eating cold pasta in the dark at least i'm gonna do it with style. maybe tomorrow i'll get a compliment on my new serving bowl. probably not. but at least the fridge knows i'm alive.
